{"product_id":"you-must-be-a-kumara-because-damn-you-re-sweet","title":"You must be a kūmara, because damn you’re sweet","description":"\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" data-mce-style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou must be a kūmara, because damn you’re sweet.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" data-mce-style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eA genuine compliment. Unless you're also implying they're lumpy and awkward. Then it's a bit of a back-handed compliment. But a compliment nonetheless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" data-mce-style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e-\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" data-mce-style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eOur \u003cstrong\u003eWhakatoi\u003c\/strong\u003e greeting card collection is designed for those who appreciate a good dose of Māori humour, which is distinctly cheeky, witty, savage, smutty, and unapologetically satirical. These bold and playful cards offer an alternative to overly cliché and generic options to reflect this unique sense of humour shared by close friends and whānau.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" data-mce-style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePrinted in Aotearoa on high-quality matte paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" data-mce-style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBlank inside, allowing room for you to write your personalised cheeky message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRecycled kraft envelope included (made in Aotearoa)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e105mm x 148mm (A6)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" data-mce-style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note that the colours shown on your screen may vary slightly from the printed colour.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" data-mce-style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e—\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" data-mce-style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eĀta kōwhiria te kaiwhiwhi | Handle with care\u003c\/strong\u003e: These cards are created for people who like to laugh. If the intended recipient can’t take a joke, or you don’t usually enjoy cheeky banter together, stick with something safe. Maimoa Creative is not liable for bruised egos or ruffled feathers. Consider yourself warned — sass and cheek level is high ⚠️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Maimoa Creative","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42488834719826,"sku":"35825629","price":6.5,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0025\/9207\/9984\/files\/MCGTWT0010.webp?v=1733264727","url":"https:\/\/shop.tekohaohealth.co.nz\/products\/you-must-be-a-kumara-because-damn-you-re-sweet","provider":"Te Kōhao Whare Taonga ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}